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Not-So-Weekly Newsletter 31 MARCH 2010
GREETINGS HUMAN AND GAYLORDS. Welcome to your nearest strip club and gas station for those under the age of 21. We have balloons and whistles for you to errr…blow? JUST KIDDING. No? Not funny? Oh wells. ANYWAY, WELCOME, once again, to your not-so-WEEKLY 3-Bag-Of-Smash...ed-Potatoes NEWSLETTER, with your all LOVABLE and FRIENDLY journalist, Glen A.K.A Mrgodlike A.K.A GLen A.K.A Ao.Kun.Arrested A.K.A Future President A.K.A NYAA Chairman. This week’s episode is proudly sponsored by OwwwKun, the latest innovation and technological advancement of TORTURE DEVICES. And yes, it’s made in China (: Co-sponsored by AVATAR 2: My Big Fat Pandora Versus the Deathly Hallows Striking Back at Muriel’s Lethal Weapon: RELOADED. DEEJAY CODENAME FORTITUDE IS IN THE BUILDING! Wassup homies and homedawgs. So, the shizznit's goin' down tonight jigga! Instant respecto! This is DJ Codename FORTITUDE reporting on the latest and greatest songs this week, for your entertainment, and for my money. Ka-ching! $$ LADY GAGA, otherwise known as Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, is ON with her no-so-latest music video: TELEPHONE. Just imagine how cool the song would go like. Lyrics to Fortitude’s version of Telephone: Ring ring. Ring ring ring. Ring ring ring ring. Ring ring ring ring ring. HI. MY NAME IS CHINGCHANGCHONG but you can call me Glen. NAH. I kid the awesome singer. But seriously. Well, the music video is actually kinda uncool. Softcore. Know what I mean? ;) SO, HERE’S AN ALTERNATIVE FOR YA PEEPS AND HOMIES: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qBFNaA7u1E&feature=fvw Mind you, that can be another alternative for Ryan’s profession. SO C’MON, LET’S SING AND GET THIS DOWN TOGETHER! Stop farting', stop farting; I don't wanna smell anymore. You leave your ass and your gas in the toilet. OTHER ALTERNATIVES OF CHAT ROULETTE ON YOUTUBE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTwJetox_tU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfamTmY5REw KALEIDOSCOPE It’s our favorite and most anticipated event of the year: CALIDERSCOPE. What the heck, what it is, I don’t know. For more information, please press 1. Thank you for pressing 1, you have just donated 1 dollar to the Glen’s Newsletter Mystery Donation Fund. Have a nice day. NAH. For more information, please proceed to the nearest ZHENDA counter. This guy knows EVERYTHING. Or everything that is really cool like CALIDERSCOPE. Preferably the H or the D counter. Avoid the P counter. Huh? No P counter? OH. *EMERGENCY NEWS BREAKING NEWS ALERT* Reporters have heard about the recent divorce between superstar Zhe*** and P***B*. Well, whatever happened to that lovey-dovey couple is till under investigation. In the meantime, you get to know that Zhe*** and P***B* is AVAILABLE!!!! GET YOURS TODAY! *EMERGENCY NEWS BREAKING NEWS ALERT* THAT EXPLAINS IT. WHAT’S THE DATE TOMORROW? ;) Blonde: 32 MARCH 2009. Sorry. Self deprecating humor. ANYWAY. In case you are a erm Blonde or a RYAN, TOMORROW IS ACTUALLY THE 33 of MARCH. JUST KIDDING. Still not funny? Damn, my jokes are getting really crappy. Well, it’s actually 1 of APRIL. Even though May may be hoping that it’s May. So what’s so special about 1 of April? Blonde: It’s the day in which everyone on Earth would worship Glen. FINALLY blonde, YOU GOT YOUR FACTS RIGHT! *BOO BOO BOO. Armageddon of eggs, potatoes and Ryan fired at me* OUCHIE. Okay okay. It’s actually April Fool’s Day and I JUST CAN’T WAIT to see what what our beloved ADMIRAL DRALCON has in store for us. I SERIOUSLY CAN’T WAIT. Serious. AND THAT’S ALL FOR YOUR WEEKLY ENTERTAINMENT. I am Glen A.K.A Mrgodlike A.K.A GLen A.K.A Ao.Kun.Arrested A.K.A Future President A.K.A NYAA Chairman, and I’ll BE RIGHT BACK.
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Sunday, April 18, 2010
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Not-So-Weekly Newsletter 31 MARCH 2010
GREETINGS HUMAN AND GAYLORDS. Welcome to your nearest strip club and gas station for those under the age of 21. We have balloons and whistles for you to errr…blow? JUST KIDDING. No? Not funny? Oh wells. ANYWAY, WELCOME, once again, to your not-so-WEEKLY 3-Bag-Of-Smash...ed-Potatoes NEWSLETTER, with your all LOVABLE and FRIENDLY journalist, Glen A.K.A Mrgodlike A.K.A GLen A.K.A Ao.Kun.Arrested A.K.A Future President A.K.A NYAA Chairman. This week’s episode is proudly sponsored by OwwwKun, the latest innovation and technological advancement of TORTURE DEVICES. And yes, it’s made in China (: Co-sponsored by AVATAR 2: My Big Fat Pandora Versus the Deathly Hallows Striking Back at Muriel’s Lethal Weapon: RELOADED. DEEJAY CODENAME FORTITUDE IS IN THE BUILDING! Wassup homies and homedawgs. So, the shizznit's goin' down tonight jigga! Instant respecto! This is DJ Codename FORTITUDE reporting on the latest and greatest songs this week, for your entertainment, and for my money. Ka-ching! $$ LADY GAGA, otherwise known as Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, is ON with her no-so-latest music video: TELEPHONE. Just imagine how cool the song would go like. Lyrics to Fortitude’s version of Telephone: Ring ring. Ring ring ring. Ring ring ring ring. Ring ring ring ring ring. HI. MY NAME IS CHINGCHANGCHONG but you can call me Glen. NAH. I kid the awesome singer. But seriously. Well, the music video is actually kinda uncool. Softcore. Know what I mean? ;) SO, HERE’S AN ALTERNATIVE FOR YA PEEPS AND HOMIES: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qBFNaA7u1E&feature=fvw Mind you, that can be another alternative for Ryan’s profession. SO C’MON, LET’S SING AND GET THIS DOWN TOGETHER! Stop farting', stop farting; I don't wanna smell anymore. You leave your ass and your gas in the toilet. OTHER ALTERNATIVES OF CHAT ROULETTE ON YOUTUBE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTwJetox_tU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfamTmY5REw KALEIDOSCOPE It’s our favorite and most anticipated event of the year: CALIDERSCOPE. What the heck, what it is, I don’t know. For more information, please press 1. Thank you for pressing 1, you have just donated 1 dollar to the Glen’s Newsletter Mystery Donation Fund. Have a nice day. NAH. For more information, please proceed to the nearest ZHENDA counter. This guy knows EVERYTHING. Or everything that is really cool like CALIDERSCOPE. Preferably the H or the D counter. Avoid the P counter. Huh? No P counter? OH. *EMERGENCY NEWS BREAKING NEWS ALERT* Reporters have heard about the recent divorce between superstar Zhe*** and P***B*. Well, whatever happened to that lovey-dovey couple is till under investigation. In the meantime, you get to know that Zhe*** and P***B* is AVAILABLE!!!! GET YOURS TODAY! *EMERGENCY NEWS BREAKING NEWS ALERT* THAT EXPLAINS IT. WHAT’S THE DATE TOMORROW? ;) Blonde: 32 MARCH 2009. Sorry. Self deprecating humor. ANYWAY. In case you are a erm Blonde or a RYAN, TOMORROW IS ACTUALLY THE 33 of MARCH. JUST KIDDING. Still not funny? Damn, my jokes are getting really crappy. Well, it’s actually 1 of APRIL. Even though May may be hoping that it’s May. So what’s so special about 1 of April? Blonde: It’s the day in which everyone on Earth would worship Glen. FINALLY blonde, YOU GOT YOUR FACTS RIGHT! *BOO BOO BOO. Armageddon of eggs, potatoes and Ryan fired at me* OUCHIE. Okay okay. It’s actually April Fool’s Day and I JUST CAN’T WAIT to see what what our beloved ADMIRAL DRALCON has in store for us. I SERIOUSLY CAN’T WAIT. Serious. AND THAT’S ALL FOR YOUR WEEKLY ENTERTAINMENT. I am Glen A.K.A Mrgodlike A.K.A GLen A.K.A Ao.Kun.Arrested A.K.A Future President A.K.A NYAA Chairman, and I’ll BE RIGHT BACK.
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