Weekly Newsletter 25 MARCH 2010
Thursday, March 25, 2010
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YOYO. Peoplezxc of 3BBBBB….Erm. What’s it again? Oh yeah, The-ree BE-RIGHT- BACKKKK. And yes, I’m back *Wink wink* First time reading this? Don’t know what’s it all about? Well, GO BOIL YE HEADS YOU NO-LIFERZXC. Once, again, THIS IS, your ONE AND ONLY, Glen A.K.A Mrgodlike A.K.A GLen A.K.A Ao.Kun.Arrested A.K.A Future President A.K.A NYAA Chairman. Ready? 3, 2 ,1, LET’S ROCK AND ROLL!!! Like how Ryan does it, well only the ‘rolling’ part’ This week’s episode is proudly brought to you by SPCAEEBC. In case you’re wondering, that was ‘Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Especially Emo Bloody Chipmunks’ and the LATEST PRODUCT from CALBEE, Pee In A Potato Chip. This week’s main sponsor is ZDhena, your solution to unhealthy Chins. BREAKING NEWS!!! 1) RYAN’S SEXUALLY SEDUCTIVE MESSAGES - World renowned figure, Ryan Lee, otherwise known as GAY, is heard to have sent out some sexually seductive messages to SOME people during class. I wouldn’t be surprised if his last name was actually, WOODS. Ryan Woods? Sounds wrong. Gay Woods? Ahhh. Better. 2) THE YEAR OF THE NEO - The ‘Neos’ this year are gaining popularity. Jack Neo, Jerk Neo, JON (Jerking Off Neo). Well, even anti-drugs campaigns are using ‘Say NeO To Drugs’. Well well, let’s not forget our NEO WEILU. This pint sized human is heard to have a SECRET AFFAIR, with Calbee’s factory manager, Gideon Lim. Here are some pictures of them together. Can’t see those pictures? Not surprising, he’s just small, fast and furious babeye. 3) COUNT ON YOU ME-ELVIN - Sports Day 2010 is just around the corner. The much anticipated event has attracted sprinters and talents from ALL WALKS OF LIFE. Including the amazing, magical, MALAVIN MONDO. (I forgot his surname, but it’s dokay). GIVE ME THE LETTER M, GIVE ME THE LETTER E, PUT THEM TOGETHER, YOU GET MElvin. Crap this cheer sucks. BUT ANYWAYS, GO FOR IT. And yes, Gideon, you too. :D YOUTUBE IS DOWN. SO CAN’T SHOW YOU GUYS SOME COOLIOZXC VIDEOS. ASSIGNMENTS!!! ASS are for signing, hence AsSignments. Well ladies, careful of Ryan. He might get some reallllieee strange thoughts ;) SO, for your weekly updates of AsSignments, don’t come to me. FIND YOUR ALL RELIABLE, CUDDLY, AND TRUSTWORTHY ZHENDAR. 45 CENTS ONLY. Sign on his ass with permanent glittery marker. AND THAT’S ALL FOR YOUR WEEKLY ENTERTAINMENT. I am Glen A.K.A Mrgodlike A.K.A GLen A.K.A Ao.Kun.Arrested A.K.A Future President A.K.A NYAA Chairman, and I’ll BE RIGHT BACK. |
